If ever anyone deserves to be over the hills and far away, head in the clouds, dancing with the looney moon* or just plain and simple away with the fairies, it is me. My old profile described me as an Ex-
I blame Tolkien for it all, of course, and I have always wanted to write. In fact, I cannot imagine not writing. People close to me have over the years realised that anything they do, say, mention, mime or detonate** is always material that I am going to use in my writing at some point in the future, and so they are now naturally cautious around me. That’s my excuse anyway, and I am sticking to it.
Born, raised arrested and released without charge on the Wirral in Merseyside I continue to add to my catalogue of whimsical stories in all sorts of genres all the time. In short, Ex-
* I made that one up.
** This rarely happens these days, and if it does it predominantly happens on a Tuesday. I hate bloody Tuesdays. I also have a theory about just why Tuesday is the worst day of the week that I am more than happy to expound upon given even the slightest glimmer of interest.
*** Mostly everything.
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